‘My parents break-dancing.’ He tinkers with a follow-up idea.
‘Or them having sex,’ he says.
Glancing over to the crowd gathering at the bar discussing techno, multi-media applications, the direction of narrative in computer game design. I feel suddenly overcome by the weight of my ignorance. It would be easy to write the whole thing off as trivial, but there’s something more enduring about the e-scene than that, which is to say that a tribe of under-agers in thrall to technology might really constitute the future in the making.
‘What I think I meant was, what’s the scariest thing you can imagine?’ I continue, attempting to draw Daniel back into some kind of seriousness. He picks up the change in mood.
‘My parents dying, I suppose. And growing old too quickly. Hahaha, it seems as though I was seven yesterday hahaha.’
And it seems as though I was seventeen. The screwy truth of the matter is that we speed through the years so fast we can hardly tell we’ve lived them. Even boys of seventeen worry about how to put the brakes on.
‘Do you know what really pisses me off?’ asks Daniel, readying himself to leave me in favour of his younger friends.
‘Quite a lot at the moment, I’d say.’
‘No, but what really pisses me off?’
I bite my lip and pretend to consider. Let’s see.
‘Uh uh, I can’t think.’
‘What really pisses me off is Britpop bands.’
WEDNESDAY
It’s been six months since I compiled my first e-mail at Nancy’s house in Strawberry Point.
THURSDAY
Apple Mac is in a parental mood and has imposed a curfew, allowing me to switch it on, but refusing to log me onto the Net so that I am effectively grounded.
My first impulse is to contact Mac, but, since the computer has crashed, I can’t send e-mail. I take to the manual, get no further than the index. Mac’s phone number lies on my mind like aversion therapy. Best sort the thing out myself.
So my next idea is to reach for the help button and tap in ‘HELP’. ‘This cannot be found,’ bleeps the Apple Mac. I do it again. The same message appears. Rationally speaking, I am aware that the computer either recognizes an instruction or it doesn’t. I know it can’t interpret. But this is a crisis. Why doesn’t the damned thing just do something useful? If it’s supposed to be so clever…
I try:
Internet
PPP
comms
help TCP
help Internet
and so on
Eventually I call up the company which sells me my Internet connection.
‘Is it a TCP error?’
Shrug.
‘We’ll send you the software.’
Go and boil your head, in other words.
FRIDAY
A floppy disk containing forty-two programme files arrives. No instructions. Most of the files appear to be compressed, so I have to decompress them before they can be used. But they haven’t all been compressed using the same compression software. Some are .hqx files, others .sea files, .sit files, .cpt files. Some of these I know to be self-decompressing while others require separate decompression software, which I don’t have. I can download it, but only if I can get online. And I can’t get online, because I can’t decompress the software files.
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