“What?” shrieked Fliss. Blood and gore are just not her thing at all.
“It’ll be cool, Fliss, trust me!” Kenny grinned.
“Excellent!” smiled Mrs Weaver, clapping her hands. “Books out everyone, it’s time to do some maths!”
Kenny nudged me. “Watch this!” she hissed.
Everyone bent down into their bags…and a few seconds later, there was this terrifying scream! Emma Hughes ran for the door with awful slime dripping from her hands. Her friend wasn’t far behind.
We immediately turned to Kenny.
“Wicked, isn’t it? I made up some of our sleepover slime last night,” she whispered, grinning madly. “And it was great because it felt just like snot. But the best bit is, I added some of Merlin’s droppings as well!”
Fliss shuddered. She hates even the thought of Kenny’s pet rat.
“That’s gross!”
“And you poured it into the M&Ms’ bags?” squeaked Lyndz. “Fab!”
Mrs Weaver had gone to investigate. When she came back into the classroom, she was mega mad. And so were the M&Ms, who were following behind her.
“I hope that no one in here is responsible for that ridiculous prank,” Mrs Weaver barked.
We all looked suitably shocked.
“Because I warn you, I’m going to come down like a ton of bricks if I find anybody engaged in such childish behaviour.”
I swear that she looked right at Kenny as she said that. But Kenny just nodded in a really serious way, like she was agreeing with everything Mrs Weaver said. She’s got a nerve, that girl!
When we were finally getting on with our work, Rosie whispered:
“We haven’t had a slime-fest like that at our sleepovers for ages. We ought to do it at our next one!”
And then I remembered. We hadn’t actually planned our next sleepover. And it was going to be the BIG ONE – our New Year’s Eve sleepover! I couldn’t believe that those stupid M&Ms had made us forget about it! I felt all excited at the thought. But of course, I didn’t know then just how exciting it was going to turn out to be!
The others went into mega-planning mode when I reminded them about the New Year sleepover.
“I can’t believe we actually forgot about it!” sguealed Lyndz. “We’ve never forgotten about a sleepover before.”
Kenny narrowed her eyes and looked menacingly across the playground. “Those M&Ms have a lot to answer for!”
“Chill out, for goodness’ sake!” said Rosie, leaping on Kenny’s back. “Our sleepover’s more important than them. Where are we going to have it? And what are we going to do? We’ve got to make it really special. Hey, Kenny! Stop! Put me down, NOW!”
Kenny had gone racing across the grass outside our classroom with Rosie clinging furiously to her back. The rest of us creased up – they looked hilarious. Only Rosie didn’t seem to think so when Kenny finally came back and dumped her on the ground next to us.
“You really are a nutcase!” she fumed. “You could have killed me!”
Rosie can still be a bit too serious sometimes, so there was nothing for it but to tickle her until she begged for mercy.
“But what are we going to do for the sleepover?” asked Fliss at last. “Can’t we do something a bit, I don’t know – grown-up? I mean, it is kind of special seeing in a new year.”
We all agreed that we should do something different, but I knew that we wouldn’t be able to agree on anything more than that.
“Look, let’s ask our parents if we can have a sleepover on New Year’s Eve first,” I suggested. “Then once we know where we’re going, we can decide what we’re going to do.”
Even as I was saying that, I knew that we wouldn’t be having it at my place. I didn’t think Mum would mind. But Dad’s something else. I mean, ever since he knew that Mum was pregnant, he’s been clucking round like a mother hen. He used to be all cool and laid back, then suddenly he went into fusspot overdrive. To hear him talk, you’d think my friends and I were a pack of wild animals out to destroy our house, and scare Mum into the bargain. And he’s just got worse and worse. Whenever he starts fussing, Mum just raises her eyes behind his back, and we have a good giggle about it together when he’s gone.
Still, I thought I should mention our plan. So that night when I was washing the dishes, I said:
“I don’t suppose I could have a sleepover here on New Year’s Eve, could I?”
“On New Year’s Eve?” Dad plopped a few cups into the soapy water. “I don’t think so. I’m not sure my nerves could stand seeing in the new year with all your crazy friends.”
But he was smiling as he said it. “Sorry champ!” He ruffled my hair. “Maybe next year. We’ll see.”
“Yes, sorry Frankie,” Mum smiled at me sympathetically. “But I think your dad’s probably right.”
I wasn’t really disappointed, because that’s exactly what I’d expected him to say. I just hoped that my friends were having better luck.
When the phone rang a bit later, I knew it’d be for me.
“I’ll get it!” I yelled.
“Hi Frankie, it’s me, Lyndz.” She sounded fed up.
“Don’t tell me,” I said. “You can’t have the sleepover at your place.”
“How did you know?”
“It didn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes to suss that one out,” I sighed. “You sound really cheesed off What’s up? Why won’t they let you have one?”
“Apparently Mum’s promised Stuart and Tom that they can have a few of their mates round. I said that was cool because we’d just join in. But Stuart and Tom both said ‘No way and Mum and Dad seemed to agree. Their friends are all stupid morons anyway. I wouldn’t want to have a party with them.”
Still, poor Lyndz sounded really upset.
“I’ve had no joy either, because of Mum,” I told her. “But don’t worry, I’m sure one of the others is having better luck than we are.”
“I hope so. See you tomorrow.”
I decided to give Kenny a ring to see how she was getting on. Bad move! She was in the middle of a huge row with Molly and her older sister Emma about using the phone. And every time she started to speak to me, the other two started yelling at her.
“I’ll ring you back Frankie,” she shouted. Then – silence. The line had gone dead.
“I hope they haven’t murdered her,” I said, shivering really dramatically when I told Mum and Dad what had happened.
“Her father’s probably pulled the phone out of the socket, more like!” Dad laughed. “You do realise that in a few years we’ll have two people to fight with for the phone?”
He smiled at Mum and patted her stomach and they went all soppy-eyed. They’ve been doing that a lot lately. I thought I might heave, so I went to my room.
To be honest with you, I didn’t give the sleepover much thought that night. I was sure that someone had sorted something out. I kind of hoped that it wasn’t Fliss though. She’d make us play stupid games and her mum would make us eat silly little sandwiches. And we wouldn’t be able to let our hair down in case we made a mess of her clean and tidy house. I know that sounds awful, but girls just want to have fun sometimes. You know what I mean?
Anyway, as it turned out I needn’t have bothered about Fliss, because the next morning she told us that her mum was organising her own party.
“And I don’t think she can cope with one of our sleepovers as well,” Fliss explained.
Lyndz and I rolled our eyes at each other. I don’t think Fliss’s mum copes with our sleepovers at the best of times.
“Actually” muttered Fliss in her quietest voice, “I thought I might like to stay at home and join in with Mum’s party myself. You wouldn’t mind, would you? I mean, not having a sleepover on New Year’s Eve after all?”
Rosie had joined Lyndz and me by that time, and we all stared at Fliss open-mouthed.
“Of course we’d mind!” I screeched. “You were as excited as any of us about it! And now that something better has come along, you expect us to drop the idea altogether. Well maybe the rest of us will have our sleepover without you!”
I didn’t really mean it, but Fliss winds me up sometimes. She always expects us to alter our plans just to suit her. But it looked like our plans were altering anyway. Rosie hadn’t had any joy in persuading her mum to let us have the sleepover at her place either.
“She says she’ll see,” Rosie told us glumly. “And that usually means she’ll pretend to think about it for a fortnight and then tell me the answer’s ‘no’ anyway.”
I tried to sound positive. “Let’s hope McKenzie comes up with the goods. She usually does.”
Typical Kenny. The one morning we were all desperate for her to be early (apart from Fliss, who’d gone off by herself to sulk) was the one morning she was very late. She was so late that Mrs Weaver was about to mark her absent in the register. And Kenny didn’t look happy. She didn’t look happy at all. In fact, if I didn’t know her better, I’d swear that she’d been crying.
We knew by the way that she slammed all her pens on the desk that she was in a bad mood. We were supposed to be finding out about medical developments in the twentieth century for our bit in the play. But Kenny just made loads of doodles in her notebook. And they were all doodles of really gory things, like blood spurting out of hearts and severed legs and stuff. Awful
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