Sleepover Girls Go Camping

Contents

Cover

Title Page

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Anastasia Krupnik

Have you been Invited to all these Sleepovers?

Sleepover Kit List

Copyright

About the Publisher

Don’t you just love children’s playgrounds? I do and I love the swings best of all. There’s nothing better than flying right up into the air and whooshing back. I think everyone should go on a swing once in a while, just to clear their heads. Grown-ups as well. Especially grown-ups.

My friends think I’m crazy. They say:

“Lyndz, anybody would think Ben was taking you to the playground, not the other way round.”

In case you’ve forgotten, Ben’s my four-year-old brother. He’s a bit wild. He’d much rather be bashing people over the head with his pretend sword than playing on the swings. Still, my baby brother, Spike, enjoys going to the playground, so I quite often take him. Not today though. Today I’m meeting the rest of the Sleepover Club. You can come too, if you like. In fact you’ve got to come, because I want to tell you all about our latest adventure. It was mega-cool.

You remember that we all belong to the same Brownie Pack, don’t you? Well, just over a month ago, Brown Owl told us about this special camp she was arranging during the summer holidays.

“It’s for those of you who’ll soon be going up to Guides,” she said.

“That’s us!” said Rosie and I together.

“There’s going to be a special four-day ‘under canvas’ camp at Foxton Glen at the beginning of August. It’s a fun way to get you used to the kind of things that Guides do,” Brown Owl continued.

“Cool!” shouted Kenny. “We can leave Brownies to the babies!”

“I heard that, Laura McKenzie!” said Brown Owl, scowling at Kenny.

Kenny scowled right back at her. If there’s one thing she hates it’s being called by her proper name. ‘Laura’ is way too girlie for her!

“What will we be doing at the camp?” asked Frankie, quickly changing the subject before Kenny got too out of control.

Frankie’s our sort of unofficial Sleepover Club leader. She’s so sensible you see.

“Well, you’ll be helping to put up your own tents for a start, then there’s abseiling, canoeing, a climbing wall, archery—”

“Wicked!” laughed Kenny. “It’s going to be cooler than a fridge full of Magnum ice creams!” She was so hyper, I thought she was going to start bouncing round the room at any minute.

I turned to Fliss, who was sitting next to me. “What’s she like!” I laughed. But then I saw Fliss’s face. She was not a happy bunny. “What’s up with you?” I said.

“I hate all those things,” she moaned. “You know, abseiling and stuff – it’s just not me!”

She was right there. Fliss is not really an outdoorsy kind of girl. Give her a bottle of nail varnish and a pile of magazines and she’s in heaven. Shinning down the side of a building on a rope – well, that’s more like Fliss’s idea of hell. She’s very clean is Fliss, and strictly one for her home comforts.

I couldn’t help feeling sorry for Fliss. The rest of us were getting all excited about the idea of going away on this special camp and you could tell that she was starting to feel really left out. And that’s another thing about Fliss – she hates to be left out of anything.

“How much will it cost?” Rosie asked Brown Owl in her quiet voice.

The rest of us looked at each other worriedly. We know that Rosie’s a bit conscious about money since her father left home. But seeing as he coughed up for our trip to Spain, we hoped there’d be no reason why he shouldn’t do it again for the camp.

“Well, I’m just finalising details about that,” Brown Owl told her, “but it should be quite reasonable. We’re hoping that Brownies from the 12th Cuddington pack will be joining us. And the more people there are, the more people there’ll be to share the cost.”

“Oh great!” piped up a voice. “Our friends Regina and Amanda belong to 12th, don’t they, Emily?”

The voice belonged to the horrible Emma Hughes. She and Emily Berryman are our sworn enemies, the M&Ms. Just for one lovely moment I’d forgotten they were in the same Brownie pack as us. And because they’re the same age as the rest of us, they’ll be moving up to Guides soon, too. That meant that the Gruesome Twosome would be coming to the camp. Suddenly it didn’t seem quite so great after all.

“Now, could all those older Brownies who are interested in going to Foxton Glen please put up their hands. Just so I’ve got some idea of numbers,” said Brown Owl.

Kenny, Frankie, Rosie and I shot up our hands. So did the awful M&Ms and their friend Alana ‘Banana’ Palmer, plus a few more girls.

“Felicity, I don’t see your hand up,” said Snowy Owl, who is also Fliss’s auntie Jill.

Fliss did a real cherry. Even her blonde hair looked as though it was blushing.

“I, er – I’m not sure,” she stammered.

The M&Ms sniggered behind their hands.

“Oh Felicity, I’m sure you’ll love it,” Snowy Owl told her. “Besides, all your friends want to go. Won’t you feel left out if you miss all the fun?”

Smart move, Snowy Owl – if anything was going to make Fliss change her mind, that would do it! Fliss raised her hand very slowly.

“All right!” shouted Kenny, leaping to her feet. “It’ll be mega! Just think of all those sleepovers we can have!”

“I’ll have a letter ready for your parents by next week’s meeting, which will give details of the cost,” explained Brown Owl. “Then those of you who decide to go must bring your money the following week.”

Well, you can imagine what we were like for the next week, can’t you?

“This is painful!” sniffed Fliss on Saturday afternoon. We were in Frankie’s bedroom, talking about the camp, as usual. “I’m sick of you going on about that stupid camp. Can’t we talk about something else?”

“Like make-up?” I suggested.

“Or clothes?” asked Frankie.

“Or what about Ryan Scott?” asked Kenny, pretending to kiss Frankie’s teddy, Stanley.

“Shut up!” snapped Fliss.

“Maybe you shouldn’t come after all,” said Rosie. “But what would you do all by yourself while we’re away?”

Fliss looked really anxious, like she hadn’t thought about that. She paused for a moment and then said, “Well, what do you have to do at this camp? They don’t make you do loads of frightening things, do they?”

“No, of course they don’t,” Rosie reassured her. “Tiff used to be in the Guides and she said the camps are really wicked.”

Tiff is Rosie’s older sister.

“They make this mega-big camp fire,” she continued, “and everyone sits round it and sings. And sometimes you actually cook your food on the fire.”

That sounded a bit like a recipe for disaster for us – The Sleepover Club are hopeless when it comes to cooking – but it did sound like a laugh.

“What else do you do?” asked Fliss. “You can’t spend all your time round the fire.”

“There are nature trails and stuff,” Kenny told her. “And on the last night there’s a sort of concert and everyone has to perform in front of the others.”

We all stared at her in amazement.

“What are you looking at?” she snapped. “I’ve been asking Molly the Monster about it. She does have some uses. She went to Foxton Glen on an ‘under canvas’ camp last summer.”

It was a miracle that Kenny had managed to ask her sister Molly anything without World War III starting. To say that they don’t get on is like saying that Ronan Keating is gorgeous: it’s kind of stating the obvious.

“So it’s not all big and scary then?” asked Fliss. She definitely looked a zillion times brighter now.

“No way!” laughed Frankie. “Guides do the same kinds of things as Brownies, only they’re a bit more adventurous. And I bet you’ll be able to think of something really awesome to perform at the concert!”

Fliss grinned this big grin. “It does sound kind of cool,” she laughed. “I thought there might be one of those awful assault courses, and I’m dead scared of those. You know, crawling over those nets and through all that mud and everything. Urgh!” She did this big dramatic shiver. “But that’s just crazy, right? They won’t have one of those, will they? Because if they do, there’s absolutely no way that I’m going to this camp.”

We all looked at each other.

“What’s up with you lot?” asked Fliss.

“Nothing,” said Rosie and Frankie quickly.

“Assault course!” guffawed Kenny loudly. “I wish!”

“Hic!” I gulped. You can always rely on me to get hiccups when things get a bit awkward.

“Hey, Fliss, can you go down to the kitchen and get a glass of water for Lyndz?” asked Frankie. She started to knead my hand with her thumbs – a trick that usually cures my hiccups.

As soon as we were sure that Fliss was downstairs, we all started to talk at once.

“But there is an assault course at Foxton Glen, isn’t there?” asked Frankie.

“Yep and Tiff says it’s pretty awesome, too,” nodded Rosie.

“And isn’t there an Assault Course Challenge at the end of the camp?” asked Frankie again.

“There sure is,” confirmed Kenny. “Monster Features told me all about it. Teams race against each other and there’s a trophy for first prize and everything. Molly’s team came second, so we’ve got to win when we go.”

“But… hic… Fliss won’t go… hic… if she finds out… hic… about that,” I said between hiccups.

“Well we won’t tell her then, will we?” decided Kenny.

“We won’t tell who what?” asked Fliss rushing in with my glass of water. I took it from her and started to drink.

“We won’t, um, tell Brown Owl that Kenny snores,” said Frankie quickly.

As soon as she said that I took a big gulp of water and started to choke. Kenny started to slap me on the back – really hard.

“Yes, because someone who went to camp with Molly snored,” Kenny told Fliss, “and Brown Owl made them pitch their tent right in the middle of the wood, miles away from the others.”

Fliss’s eyes became enormous. “Seriously?” she asked anxiously. “I’d hate that. You won’t tell her about Kenny’s snoring, will you?”

“Of course we won’t!” Frankie reassured her.

“Um, Kenny, you can stop hitting me now,” I yelped. “I’m not choking anymore. And my hiccups have gone!”

That was the last time we spoke about the camp before the next Brownie meeting. We figured that if we didn’t mention it at all, then Fliss wouldn’t find out about the assault course at Foxton Glen. She’d sounded deadly serious about not going if there was one, and it would be awful to go away without her. The Sleepover Club tends to do everything together, and having a sleepover without one of us there would feel too weird. It was going to be a real challenge to keep the assault course a secret from Fliss, but of course it was crucial that she didn’t find out.

The following week, the rest of us waited for Fliss outside the church hall before our Brownie meeting.

When she appeared, Kenny hissed, “Right, not a word about the assault course!”

Fliss walked over to us. She looked in a real mood. “I suppose Brown Owl will be going on about that stupid camp again,” she said crossly.

“Well, a ‘Hello, how are you?’ would have been nice!” joked Kenny.

“And there’s no need to sound so enthusiastic about the camp!” laughed Frankie. “We wouldn’t want you to actually enjoy yourself now, would we?”

“I’m not sure that I’m going to go,” Fliss said.

“What?” we all yelled.

“But you said you were, last time we talked about it.” Rosie sounded exasperated.

“Yes, I know, but I want to find out whether or not there’s an assault course there,” explained Fliss. “And I can’t ask Auntie Jill because Mum says that she’s on a course from work or something. She won’t be coming to Brownies for the next few weeks.”

“That’s a pity!” said Kenny innocently.

If Fliss didn’t have the chance to ask Snowy Owl about the assault course, she probably wouldn’t find out about it until we were safely at camp. And by then it would be too late!

“I don’t understand what the big deal is about an assault course anyway,” I said. “I mean, even if there is one – OUCH!” I suddenly fell to the ground.

“Whoops, sorry, Lyndz. I think I must have tripped you up,” said Kenny. As she bent to help me up, she hissed in my ear, “I told you not to mention the assault course.”

“I know – but—” I spluttered.

“Goodness, Lyndsey, that was quite a tumble. Are you all right?” Brown Owl asked, as she ushered us into the hall.

I nodded and gave Kenny a dirty look.

At the start of our meetings Brown Owl always runs through everything we’re going to do. When she mentioned the camp and the letters to take home we all held our breath. We were sure that Fliss was going to ask her about the assault course. But Brown Owl said that we’d a lot to get through and sort of hurried us into our sixes to work on our Season’s Badge, so Fliss didn’t get the chance.

As we’re not all in the same six, we didn’t meet up again properly until the end of the meeting when Brown Owl was handing out the letters about the camp.

“Don’t forget – I need your parents’ permission slips and your money by next week,” she reminded us.

Emma Hughes and Emily Berryman jostled and pushed us to make sure that they were the first ones to get their sweaty little paws on the letters.

“Pathetic!” spat Kenny.

“We’ll see who’s pathetic when we beat you in the Challenge at the end of the camp!” sneered Emma Hughes.

“Oh yeah? We’ll see about that!” retorted Kenny.

The M&Ms tossed their hair and stalked away.

Fliss, who was next to me at the back of the group, asked anxiously, “What Challenge?”

“Um, I’m not sure,” I said quickly. “It’s probably who sings the best songs round the camp fire or something.”

“Oh great,” said Fliss. “I love singing like that, we’ll probably win the Challenge – easy!”

“Oh you think so, do you, Miss Prissy-Knickers?” snarled Emma Hughes, who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere. “Well you’d better start practising. I wouldn’t have thought a weed like you would be much good at—”

“I’ve got your letters,” Frankie said loudly. She quickly thrust two letters about the camp at Fliss and me, and stood between us and the M&Ms.

“Crikey, Fliss, look at the time!” said Rosie who had joined us. “Your mum’ll be wondering where we are!”

“Better run along to mummikins!” mimicked the Gruesome Twosome.

Fliss went bright red.

“You should go, too,” shouted Kenny. “It’s getting windy now and we wouldn’t want you to take a wrong turn on your broomsticks!”

We all screamed with laughter and, linking arms, we ran as fast as we could out of the hall and down the path.

Fliss’s mum and my dad were waiting for us outside. Rosie went with Fliss and I’d arranged to give Kenny and Frankie a lift home. When we’d waved goodbye to the others, the three of us piled into Dad’s van and Frankie pretended to collapse in a heap.

“Phew, that was close!” she said, wiping her brow dramatically.

“I know!” I squealed, “I couldn’t believe it when you got into a row with the M&Ms, Kenny. I thought Fliss was bound to suss something out,”

“Then when the M&Ms had a go at her about winning the Challenge,” giggled Kenny, “and she thought they were talking about singing!”

We all exploded into laughter.

“Do you think she’s going to find out about the assault course before the camp?” I asked when we’d calmed down.

“I hope not,” said Frankie.

“There’s only a week before we have to give in the forms. And once she’s paid her money, Fliss can’t really back down, can she?” reasoned Kenny.

“We’ll have to avoid the M&Ms, though,” said Frankie. “They could easily mention the Assault Course Challenge again, and that would completely finish Fliss off!”

When we’d dropped Frankie and Kenny off, I started to panic. It wouldn’t be easy avoiding the M&Ms because we’re all in the same class at school. The camp was planned for the summer holidays but we had one week at school before the end of term. The only way we could be sure that the M&Ms wouldn’t mention anything to Fliss was if we kidnapped her and kept her in a cupboard. The thought was tempting but a bit impossible. We would just have to stay on our toes and be extra wary of them.

For that last week, every time we saw Emma Hughes or Emily Berryman, we bundled Fliss out of the way. Or we started to talk extra loudly, so that even if they did say anything Fliss wouldn’t be able to hear it.

On the last day of term we all went a bit wild. We seemed to spend more time outside than we did in the classroom. We were too hyper to work and even Mrs Weaver, our teacher, knew it. The M&Ms seemed to be spending a lot of time leaping over obstacles – a bench, the rubbish bin, Ryan Scott.

“Sad!” said Kenny loudly as she passed them.

“You won’t be saying that when we beat you in the—” started Emma Hughes, and we all knew what she was going to say next.

“Hey, Fliss, look!” Rosie dragged Fliss away.

“Daisy chains!” screamed Frankie, in an over-the-top kind of way. “Let’s make daisy chains with those younger children.”

“Yes!” I said, trying my best to sound enthusiastic. “Let’s!”

After that narrow escape we just had to stay out of the M&Ms way for the rest of the afternoon. It was a huge relief all round when school finally broke up. And it was even more of a relief when Fliss turned up at the next Brownie meeting with the form and her money. There was no going back now – assault course or not!

There were only two weeks between us handing in our forms and actually going away to camp. You can imagine how excited we were. We never seemed to talk about anything else.

“I can’t wait!” laughed Kenny.

We were all sitting in her room a couple of days before the camp. “There’ll be so many cool things to do! I’ve always wanted to have a bash at abseiling!”

“Yeah, ‘having a bash’ is probably right!” laughed Frankie. “Knowing you, you’ll probably try to do it too fast and splat! – you’ll be squashed on the wall.”

Fliss sort of shivered.

“We’re only joking Fliss,” I reassured her. “It won’t be like that – there’ll be lots of fun stuff. It’s going to be brilliant!”

“Do you think we ought to start practising for the Challenge?” Fliss asked.

We all stared at her with our mouths open.

“What, you mean you know?” asked Rosie.

“Yes,” said Fliss slowly, as though we were all dummies. “And I really think we should practise so that the M&Ms don’t beat us.”

“Cool!” shouted Kenny. “Maybe we should go outside now and start climbing a few trees or something. What about press-ups, they’re good.”

I started to shake my head at Kenny, because I could see Fliss’s shocked face.

“How will climbing trees help us to sing the best songs round the camp fire?” she asked.

Kenny looked blank. It wasn’t often that she was speechless.

“It’s something to do with opening your lungs properly.” Frankie leapt to her rescue. “I’ve heard that you should exercise before you sing.”

Rosie and I rolled our eyes at each other, and I tried not to giggle.

It was a relief when we were finally on the minibus heading for Foxton Glen. We knew that we couldn’t keep the assault course a secret from Fliss for much longer, but we figured that we’d cope with it when it happened. Besides, we already had enough to worry about, dealing with the low-down behaviour of the M&Ms.

We’d all been lining up to get on the minibus, when they barged past us and nabbed the seats right in the middle. Alana Banana sat on the seat opposite them, which meant that we couldn’t all sit together. So Kenny and Frankie sat in front of the Gruesome Twosome, Rosie and Fliss sat behind them and I sat in front of Alana Banana with – get this – Brown Owl. So we had an excellent journey to Foxton Glen – not! And it was all the fault of those selfish M&Ms. We were determined that they’d pay for it over the next few days.

“Here we are, girls!” Brown Owl called out, as we finally swung off the main road onto a twisty track. We all pressed our faces up to the windows so that we could see where we’d be staying for the next few days.

“Wow, isn’t this cool!” yelled Kenny. “What’s that over there?” She was pointing to something in the distance.

“That’s the tower for the abseiling and the climbing wall,” explained Brown Owl.

The minibus stopped.

“Right, can you please get off the minibus quickly and quietly,” said Brown Owl, “and remember to collect all your bags.”

We pushed and shoved our way off as quickly as we could. Apart from Fliss, who always has to check anywhere a million times to make sure she hasn’t left anything behind.

We were all hyper, laughing and joking as we looked around – it was awesome. But we also realised that the dreaded moment had finally arrived.

“What are you so excited about?” Fliss asked, when she finally joined us.

Together, we pointed at the sign in front of us, which said, in huge letters: ASSAULT COURSE THIS WAY.

Poor Fliss! I’ve never seen anyone go as white so quickly. It was as though someone had sucked all the blood out of her face with a straw.

“Are you all right, Felicity?” Brown Owl asked anxiously.

But Fliss could only mumble and point to the sign.

“Assault course does sound a bit grim, doesn’t it?” laughed Brown Owl. “But don’t worry, because it’s not going to be the assault course for much longer. I’ll explain when the other Brownies get here.”

Another minibus was driving towards us. When it stopped, the Brownies from 12th Cuddington spilled out. We recognised a few of them from school. We certainly recognised Regina Hill and Amanda Porter, who headed straight for the M&Ms and Alana ‘Banana’. They stood in a silly little huddle screeching and chattering like chimps in a zoo.

As soon as they had settled down, Brown Owl explained what she had meant about the assault course. This camp was going to have the theme of children’s TV programmes, so the assault course was going to be referred to as Blue Peter, the kitchen would be Grange Hill, and the toilet and shower blocks would be called Arnold and Doug!