Tempting The Sheriff

“Vaughn Fulton.” Hazel glared. “Are you trying to talk him into suing us?”

Katz held up a palm before anyone else could interrupt. “You mean they can’t be together? But they’re friends.”

“Friends with benefits.” June nodded earnestly.

Ivy Walker stumbled away from the group and slapped at her knees as if brushing off dirt. Vaughn saw her shoulders shake and knew exactly how she felt.

“You can’t have it both ways, Mr. Katz,” he said grimly. “You need to either keep Mona confined, or accept that if she comes across one of her...friends, they may...”

“Get busy,” Audrey Tweedy suggested.

Vaughn bared his teeth in thanks and turned back to Katz. “Has Mona been spayed?” When the old man nodded, he spread his hands. “Then maybe you should consider letting Mona be Mona.”

He spent another fifteen minutes admiring the photos June Catlett had taken for the Pets Are People, Too calendar they were putting together to raise money for the citizens’ center. Even Priscilla Mae, a former Lilac Queen, apparently—all righty, then—had a place in the lineup.

“How about your cat?” Hazel poked at his biceps. “Play your cards right and we’ll find a place for her, too.” She beamed at Ivy, who’d recovered from her coughing fit. “She just had kittens.”

“How sweet.” Ivy studied Vaughn with new respect. “How many did she have?”

“Three,” he said. “Two black, one gray. Want ’em?”

Ivy grinned. Vaughn sighed.

“Great idea, sis.” June patted her camera. “Not Franklin would make an adorable addition to the calendar. Let’s set up the shoot.”

Audrey fingered a T-bone. “Not Franklin?”

“We thought she was Franklin but she wasn’t,” Hazel explained.

Katz curled his lip. “For God’s sake, man. Name your cat.”

“She’s not my cat. And she can’t be in the calendar. She’s wearing a cast.”

“What happened? You kick her?”

Hazel glared at Katz. “He would never do a thing like that.”

“Know him that well, do you?”

“As a matter of fact, we do. When he was a child, he spent most of his summers right next door to us. So watch it, old man, or we’ll put you in a cast.”

Vaughn raised both hands, and his voice. “Nobody’s putting anybody in a cast.”

Katz grunted. “Wilmer Fish put your cat in a cast.”

“She’s not my—” Vaughn stopped and inhaled.

Ivy’s gaze gleamed with compassion. And mirth. “What’d Wilmer say?”

“Her leg’s broken. He figures she got hit by a car. She’ll heal, but she has to stay off the leg for two weeks.”

Ivy grimaced in sympathy. “You have her in a carrier?”

Vaughn nodded. He’d had to get one big enough for her and the kittens. Damn thing had cost him seventy bucks.

“We can still take a picture,” June said. “Casts can be sexy.”

“She’s right,” Hazel said.

Katz tugged at his sleeve and angled his wrist, showing Hazel a bandage on the meaty part of his palm.

“Put that thing away,” she told him. “I have a boyfriend.”

Audrey clamped her arms across her chest. “Please tell me you’re not sticking with a name like Not Franklin. What about the kittens? Will they be Not Tom, Not Dick and Not Harry?”

Vaughn fought to keep his lips in line. “I’m not planning on naming them. I’m not planning on keeping them.” When the crowd around him sucked in a collective breath, he took a step toward his cruiser. “I don’t do cats,” he muttered.

June blinked. “But you have four.”

Hazel tapped a finger against her grape jelly lips. “Don’t worry. We’ll name them for you.”

“I’m not worried,” he said.

But he was thinking he should be.

* * *

CHIN IN HAND, Lily glared at the spreadsheet the mayor had ordered her to update. Office supplies, gas, auto repair, training—he wanted current figures for every expense the sheriff’s department incurred. No doubt because he intended to find somewhere else to cut.

Only, there was nowhere else. They didn’t even have petty cash anymore.

The mayor was probably spending it on candy.

The back door squealed open and shut, and paper rustled. Fulton, back with their lunches. Clarissa, clapping her hands. Metal squeaked as she pulled out her desk drawer to get her purse.

Footsteps headed Lily’s way. She had her hand on her glasses before she even realized her intent to remove them. What is wrong with you, woman? She let her hand drop and focused on her computer screen.

Vaughn strode into her office, bringing the smell of fresh bread and sunshine.

“Chicken,” he said, and tossed the bag onto her desk.

“I asked for tuna.”

“I meant you. I thought you said what’s done is done. Why’d you throw me to the dogs like that? Or should I say, the Catletts?”

Lily turned a snort into a cough. Busted. Slowly she raised her head, fighting a smirk. Surprise stole the urge to smile when she glimpsed the humor in his eyes.

Just her luck. He could dish it out and take it.

“You’re right,” she muttered. “I’m sorry.” She pushed to her feet. “Next time I’ll let you know what you’re getting into.”

“I’d appreciate that. Though if we’re going to be honest here, if I’d known what I was in for, I’d have gotten lost on the way over.”

“I’d feel less guilty if you weren’t such a good sport.”

“Yeah,” he drawled. “That won’t work for me.”

“Fair enough.” She grabbed her purse, plopped it on top of a stack of folders and rummaged for her wallet. “So...” She glanced up. “How was it?”

“As painful as you meant it to be, but I believe we reached an understanding.” He traded the bills she handed him for two quarters and a dime. “That calendar should be as popular as Mona appears to be.”

“She did earn herself a reputation.”

“So will I, if I don’t get rid of this shirt.”

Lily’s smirk won out. “So what did you think of Hazel and June?”

“I already knew them. They live beside my uncle.” He cleared his throat. “His house, I mean.”

“I am sorry about Emerson. I should have said it sooner.”

Fulton’s gaze flattened. “I’m sorry you arrested him.”

Lily stiffened. “I did what I had to do.”

“He was dying,” he said simply.

She wouldn’t defend herself. It wouldn’t do any good, considering the anger that simmered in his hard, dark eyes. She knew better than he did that not all of that anger was directed at her.

“What’s done is done,” she said.

“That apply to anyone else but you?”

For a long moment, neither of them spoke.

“Well,” Lily finally said into the quiet as she gestured at the bag on her desk. “Thank you.”

He gave a curt nod, and turned toward the door.

“You’re not eating?” Damn you, guilt. The last thing she needed to do was connect with this guy, on any level. Especially a physical one, which meant she needed to stop checking him out.

Just in time, she averted her gaze from the enticing strain of biceps beneath his shirtsleeves.

He pivoted in the doorway. A hint of smugness flitted across his face, giving her the impression he knew exactly what she’d been thinking. “The mayor invited me to lunch.”

Her knee jerked and banged against the desk. She swallowed a swearword. “Give him my best,” she said cheerfully.

Fulton lifted an eyebrow.

“Never mind,” she muttered.

“Nice glasses,” he said, and left.

I hope you both choke. Lily poked at the bag containing her sandwich. Too bad her new deputy had taken her appetite with him.

* * *

CLARISSA MARCHED FROM one buzzing streetlight to the next, too frustrated to care about the darkness in between. Resentment spiked with every strike of stiletto on pavement. What was the use of offering to do someone a favor if you couldn’t do it with a smile? But damn it, she’d been doing good deeds all day and her cheeks freaking hurt.

First her neighbor in the apartment above hers had needed help picking out a suit for his job interview. Then the elderly couple below had needed a ride to the grocery store. After lunch, JD had called from his sickbed to ask her to find the designer sunglasses he’d spent an entire paycheck on. When she wasn’t on the phone or the radio, or running an errand for her grumpalicious boss, she was rifling through trash cans and walking the corridors of the courthouse, scanning the scuff-marked linoleum for JD’s shades. It might have been fun if she’d managed to recruit Vaughn to help. But he’d spent most of the afternoon with the mayor.

Which had nearly sent the sheriff over the edge. Hence Lily’s fouler than foul mood.

In the end, where had Clarissa found the blasted shades? In JD’s mail slot. Lily must have put them there then forgotten all about it. By the time Clarissa discovered them, she was mad enough to break the stupid things in half.

To top it all off, Lily had asked her to work late so they could finish three months’ worth of expense reports. That was what Lily did when she was upset—she worked overtime on top of her overtime, and every now and then Clarissa got to do it with her. It wouldn’t have been so bad if Clarissa had thought to order more than one sandwich at lunch, or if the vending machine had offered more than pretzels and chewing gum. Lily, who never seemed to eat enough for half a person, let alone a workaholic, never even noticed Clarissa’s stomach grumbling.

Of course, she did have a lot on her mind. A lot of man on her mind. Clarissa doubted her boss was thinking about Vaughn Fulton for anywhere near the right reason, but still. She hadn’t seen Lily so infuriated since the mayor informed them he was cutting their office supplies budget because they used too much toilet paper.

Clarissa shifted the stack of books in her arms, almost losing the entire pile when the library’s air-conditioning unit kicked on. She passed the small garden built to screen the unit and breathed in the sweet, thick smell of honeysuckle. Her sour mood faded.

This was her final favor of the day, returning half a dozen hardback romances the clerk of the court had inadvertently left on one of the benches just inside the courthouse entrance. A quick text had ended up with Clarissa agreeing to take them back. Easy peasy. But if she hadn’t had to work late, she’d have been able to take care of it in the daylight.

Hang in there, chickie. As soon as you get rid of these, you can head home, scramble yourself some eggs and see what’s on BBC.

And tomorrow she’d tell anyone who asked for a favor to suck it.

She rounded the rear corner of the library and strode over to the heavy metal drawer built into the brick. Since all six books wouldn’t fit inside at once, she set the stack down on the brick pavers. She scooped up the top two books, opened the drawer and slid them in. No satisfying thunk from the other side of the wall. Shouldn’t there be a thunk?

She opened the drawer as far as it would go and peered inside. Nothing but black. She’d just have to trust the books had made it to safety.

She turned to grab the next two and almost choked herself. Her scarf pulled taut, yanking her backward. She’d gotten it caught in the drawer.

Oh, this is freaking unbelievable.

Her heels wobbled on the uneven bricks as she twisted around to face the chute. She tugged lightly on the length of silk, but it didn’t budge.

She swore again then remembered the LED light on her key chain. She reached into the front pocket of her capris and snagged her keys. She clicked on the light and aimed it into the drawer. One edge of her scarf had caught on the head of a screw. With her free hand, she reached for the fabric looped around her neck. Might as well pull the thing over her head so she didn’t choke herself for real.

A small shape swooped at her from the right and something leathery smacked against her cheek. Dear God, a freaking bat! She shrieked and dropped her keys. They rattled down the inside of the drawer and instinct made her dive after them. When her chest smacked into the edge of the drawer she jerked backward, hissing with pain.

She didn’t get far.

The other end of her scarf was caught.

She gulped down a half laugh, half sob and massaged the skin over her breasts. She’d have bruises in the morning. She’d also have a permanent hunchback if she didn’t get to stand up soon.

Bracing her hands on her knees, she stared down into the black maw of the library’s drop box. The stretch of her beloved silk scarf kept the drawer open. She gripped the edge of the metal to take the tension off the fabric, and realized she didn’t have enough slack to pull her head free.

She heaved a sigh. Time to play tug-of-war. Damn it, her one true piece of designer clothing and she was about to rip it to shreds.

“Fart!” she shouted, and a muffled version of her voice bounced back up at her. She wrapped a fist around each end of the scarf, drew in a breath and braced herself by spreading her legs and shifting her hips. She couldn’t help snorting. Praise be she didn’t have an audience, because she could only imagine what she looked like from behind.

“Evening.” A deep, amused voice sounded directly behind her. “You seem to be having some trouble.”

CHAPTER FOUR

CLARISSA GASPED AND squeezed her eyes shut. Her nerves went lax and she lost her grip on the scarf. “You think?” she said, as casually as she could manage. Come any closer, buddy, and you’ll get a stiletto to the crotch.

The deep-voiced, shadow-lurking, could-possibly-be-a-killer stranger shifted closer. Goose bumps erupted across Clarissa’s skin. Shoes scraped across brick as he moved into her peripheral vision. He showed her his palms, in the universal I-come-in-peace gesture, but considering he was so tall she couldn’t maneuver her head back far enough to see his face, it did little to put her at ease.

The man was a freaking giant.

He bent forward and peered into the open drawer. White-blond hair gleamed in the halo of light cast by the nearest streetlamp and she caught a whiff of some spice—oregano?—before he shook his head and backed away. He made a humming sound and his palms rasped as he rubbed them together.

Thinking of her, or her predicament?

“Spaghetti or lasagna?” Clarissa blurted.

“What?”

“Quick, tell me what you had for dinner.”

Out of the corner of her eye, she watched him scratch his chin. “A hell of a time to be thinking about food. I’m sorry to say, there aren’t any leftovers.”

“I’m not asking because I’m hungry. I’m trying to establish a bond between us so you won’t kill me.” She bit her lip. “Or worse.”

Silence. She couldn’t tell if he was grinning, or plotting nefarious deeds. If it was the deeds thing, she wished he’d get on with it because her feet were killing her.

“Spaghetti,” he said solemnly. “And I promise to keep my hands to myself.”

“I’d appreciate that,” she said, and yanked. The scarf didn’t budge. She readjusted her grip and yanked again, this time adding a growl for good measure.

Not even the hint of a ripping sound.

Damn. She’d certainly got her money’s worth with this scarf.

“I could go inside and get a pair of scissors,” the stranger offered.

“Don’t you dare,” Clarissa cried. “If anyone’s going to ruin this scarf, it’ll be me. Anyway, I thought men always carried pocketknives.”

“I have a knife. I didn’t think letting you hear it snap open would be the smartest thing to do.”

He had a point. She braced a foot against the wall and wrapped the silk tighter around her hands.

The giant grunted. “That thing rips free and you’re going to land on your ass.”

She relaxed her grip and rested her forehead on top of the drawer. “I guess you’re getting quite the eyeful back there.”

“Well, yeah.”

She sighed, and lifted her hands. “I give. Your turn.”

He reached in and grabbed her scarf below the knot, and with a flick of his wrist she was free. The drawer clanged shut and Clarissa stumbled backward. A hand on her elbow steadied her then fell away.

She straightened her spine with a groan, palms pressed to the small of her back, chin lifted moonward. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.”

He sounded preoccupied. She dropped her chin and caught him staring at her chest. When she sputtered, he lifted his gaze to hers, looking more confused than embarrassed.

“These outdoor lights aren’t as strong as they should be. Are those eyeballs painted on your scarf?”

“Nope.” She glanced down and patted what was left of her favorite accessory. “They’re boobs.”

“I see.” He cleared his throat. “Bet you really liven up the sheriff’s office.”

Her head jerked up. “You know where I work?”

“I am the librarian.”

“You say that like it’s synonymous with mind reader.” She blinked. “Wait. You are?”

“Cozy mysteries.”

“What?”

“Your favorite type of book.” He held out an arm, indicating she should head for the parking lot.

“Second favorite.” She stepped off the curb and started toward her car, then pivoted back toward the books she’d left stacked on the pavers. “I didn’t get them all in.”

“I’ll take care of it.”

They didn’t speak again until Clarissa stopped at the driver’s-side door of her Camry. She tipped her head. “We haven’t met before. I’d remember the crick in my neck.”

Even in the scant light cast by the streetlamps, she could see the red staining his cheeks. “I saw you at the diner once and asked about you.”

“So you know my name.”

“I do.” He thrust out a hand. “Nice to meet you, Clarissa Dodd.”

Clarissa disliked wimpy handshakes, and she liked to give as good as she got. She doubted, though, that her firm squeeze even registered to this guy whose hand was as big as his face.

“Nice to meet you, too...” She raised an eyebrow.

“Noble. Johnson.”

“How appropriate. Thank you again, Noble Johnson, for—” she pulled her hand free and flapped it over her shoulder at the scarf-eating death trap behind her “—that.”

He jammed his hands into his pockets. “Romance?”

“No, thank you.”

“I mean, is that your favorite genre?”

Oh. “It wouldn’t matter anyway, because after tonight, it’ll be books on escapism.”

“Escapology, you mean.” He jabbed a thumb at the building behind them. “We have a decent biography on Norman Murray Walters, if you’re interested.” When her cluelessness registered, his mouth drooped. “He was Australian. A contemporary of Houdini.”

“Oh,” she said, then added, “Damn it.”

“Don’t sweat it. You’d be surprised how many people don’t recognize that name.”

“No.” She jerked open the knot in what was left of her scarf and yanked the fabric free of her neck. “My keys fell in the drop box.”

He dug his own keys out of his pocket and held them up. “Good thing I can get into the building.”

“My hero.”

“No swooning necessary, but I wouldn’t say no if you invited me out for a drink.”

“If I say ‘thank you, but no,’ will you still get my keys?”

He made a pensive, humming sound. “If we’d been dating, you wouldn’t need to ask that.”

“Like one of those signs you see when you’re driving? ‘If you lived here, you’d already be home?’”

He beamed. “Exactly.”

“Noble?”

“Yeah?”

“I’m too busy to date, and I need to get home.” He hesitated then turned away with a shrug. “Wait,” she said.

He swung back around, too quickly to hide the eagerness on his face, and she fought a wince.

“I just wanted to...” She twirled her index finger.

He frowned. “What?”

“You walk away and you’re walking out of the light. You got a good, long look at my backside. It’s only fair you return the favor.”

A startled grin flashed. He turned and bent at the waist. Clarissa tipped her head and took her good, long look at a just-snug-enough pair of jeans.

“Satisfied?” he asked.

“Very nice,” she said.

He straightened. “That mean you’ll go out with me?”

“No.” Clarissa poked her tongue against her cheek. “But I will be renewing my library card.”

* * *

TUESDAY MORNING, AND JD was still out of commission. Lily had dropped in on him the afternoon before. He had no family in the area, but she’d done it more for herself than for him. One more minute spent behind her desk waiting for Fulton to return from his rendezvous with the mayor and she’d have started researching untraceable poisons.

And after Clarissa had spent most of the day hunting for the sunglasses Lily had tucked into JD’s mail slot, Lily figured the least she could do was hand-deliver them. Her deputy had been grateful to see her. Even more so the ginger ale she’d brought, and the broth and crackers she’d fixed while there. It was plain the poor guy wouldn’t be back to work for another day or two. He’d barely managed to sit up long enough to drink his broth.

Lily took the last bite of her banana just as the “gate” out front lifted and banged shut. When there was no subsequent click of high heels in the direction of Clarissa’s desk, she hastily chewed and swallowed and swung back to her computer. The last thing she needed was Fulton walking in to find her staring at her own doorway, as if she couldn’t wait for him to arrive.

Instead, it was Clarissa who appeared. Lily dipped her head and peered over her glasses at the lime-green canvas sneakers her dispatcher wore.

“A little early for those, isn’t it?”

With a groan, Clarissa sank into the guest chair. “My feet are killing me. I couldn’t even look at a pair of heels this morning without wanting to stab myself in the eye.”

Lily dropped her banana peel in the trash. “Want to talk about it?”

“I met our librarian last night.” Clarissa traced the yellow vertical stripes on her pencil skirt, which she’d paired with a short-sleeved sweater the color of a tangerine. With her lime-green tennis shoes, she looked like a citrus salad. “He asked me out.”

“Then he has better taste than I gave him credit for.”

The pleased surprise in Clarissa’s eyes made Lily glad she’d said that out loud. Then Clarissa frowned. “Why don’t you think he has good taste?”

“He likes bright colors as much as you do. Just not—” Lily floundered. “Not as coordinated.”

“Well—” Clarissa shrugged “—I turned him down.”

“Because of our new deputy?”

Clarissa’s gaze sharpened. “Would that matter to you?”

“Hardly.” Shut up, Lily Anne. Shut up, shut up, shut up. “Are you having second thoughts? About Noble?”

“I need a sanity check.” She tipped her head. “He strikes me as the type to be looking for more than fun. You know I don’t have time for anything but casual.”

Lily winced as she reached for her coffee cup. “I’m sorry about keeping you up so late last night.”

“Don’t be. The truth is, you and I are just damn good together.”

A throat cleared outside Lily’s door. Fulton stepped into view, filling the frame. “Am I interrupting something?”

Clarissa winked at Lily, daring her to tease him with what he’d overheard. Lily gave her head a slight shake to indicate she’d pass. Besides being inappropriate, she didn’t need Fulton taking any tales back to the mayor.

“Good morning, Deputy,” Lily said, keeping it civil, ignoring the disappointment on her dispatcher’s face. “Grab some coffee. We need to discuss collateral duties.”

He nodded and disappeared.

Clarissa leaned in. “You going to assign him as school resource officer?”

“Hard to do when school’s on summer break,” Lily said dryly.

“Animal Control, then?”

“Too easy. He faced down the Catlett sisters, Audrey Tweedy and Mr. Katz, all at one time. He’s proved he can handle the local wildlife.”

Clarissa pushed to her feet. “I give up. Do whatever you want with him.”

“Do I get any say in that?”

With a laugh, Clarissa turned toward the door, where Fulton stood sipping a cup of coffee. “Sometimes it’s more fun if you don’t know what’s in store,” she said.