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Real book of a red-skinned man

Quest from Mamuka: Tracking the caterpillars

Take a close look at your map. Go where the cabbage grows. Look closely at the leaves of all cabbage plants. If you notice something strange, for example a bunch of small yellow bubbles, then you should know that soon caterpillars will appear from there. If they have turned black, then there are several hours left before they go out. It is best to collect adult caterpillars and still need to be fed. We’ll have to clean up after them, cleaning the jar. Caterpillars feed on leaves: radish, cabbage, beetroot, turnip, shepherd’s purse, hoofed fish, green garlic and onion sprouts.

It is best to harvest the caterpillars in early summer. Then you can get a whole jar of butterflies closer to autumn. You will need a new glass jar, of course. I do not advise taking a huge one. It is better to perforate the lid. Ask any Giant about it and show this line:


«Mamuka, the leader of the Redskins, asks the Giant to borrow a glass jar. A certain Indian will return it in the month of October. Under the strictest responsibility of one of the Redskins of the Mamuka tribe».


You can pick up the tracks with your bare hands. You passed the ant bite, now you have nothing to fear. When going around the leaves of cabbage, radish, beets and turnips, always take a jar with you in case you suddenly come across a caterpillar. Feel free to take it and place it in your storage for caterpillars. Be sure to throw in a few radish leaves. Pull the plant out in cold blood, wash and eat its ripe red root. Then throw the green appendage into the jar with the caught caterpillars. Since you will frequently replenish the «Komaria Bank», the can with caterpillars will be under your strict supervision. Remember: if you leave for a long time and leave the jar unattended, you can destroy the caterpillars.

Be smart: lend the bank to someone you can trust. Thus, you will check your friend.

Ladybugs

– «Hanukkah, have you seen strange small creatures instead of caterpillars»? – asked Mamuka.

– «Yes, I saw, but these are not caterpillars! There are so many of them, just a whole bunch! Am I Eagle Eye now»? – the dog asked his companion.

– «No, the „Eagle Eye“ already exists, and it wanders on the other side of this planet. Somewhere in the wild under the azure sky. Do not ask me unnecessary questions, when the day or the moment comes, the nickname will surely find you. Do not rush events and days», – Mamuka said calmly and continued, – «now we will read further. Lie down and listen, otherwise you will miss everything again and forget. And I will have to read aloud to you again»!

The dog lay down patiently in its place and turned away.

– «Don’t try to sleep! Sly dog»! – said Mamuka.

– «It’s more convenient for me, I listen to you», – Hanukkah answered barely audibly and stretched out his paws, and then curled up into a ball and hid his nose.

– «I see everything! You are going to sleep»! – noticed Mamuka.

– «You see me, and I hear you, even when I sleep. I saw myself waving my ear while snoring. In a dream, I remember more», – the dog answered practically without a sound.

It also happens that strange small creatures can be found instead of caterpillars on a cabbage leaf. They stick around the plants in a big company and eat the leaves. These are not caterpillars. They are called aphids. When there are a lot of them, they can destroy the plant. In order for Mamuka to save the harvest, you should immediately tell about the noticed insects to any Giant from Giant. Then maybe the cabbage harvest will be saved!

The dog lay down patiently in its place and turned away.

– «Don’t try to sleep! Sly dog»! – said Mamuka.

– «It’s more convenient for me, I listen to you», – Hanukkah answered barely audibly and stretched out his paws, and then curled up into a ball and hid his nose.

– «I see everything! You are going to sleep»! – noticed Mamuka.

– «You see me, and I hear you, even when I sleep. I saw myself waving my ear while snoring. In a dream, I remember more», – the dog answered practically without a sound.

It also happens that strange small creatures can be found instead of caterpillars on a cabbage leaf. They stick around the plants in a big company and eat the leaves. These are not caterpillars. They are called aphids. When there are a lot of them, they can destroy the plant. In order for Mamuka to save the harvest, you should immediately tell about the noticed insects to any Giant from Giant. Then maybe the cabbage harvest will be saved:


Fly the ladybug to the sky

There your kids eat sweets

All one by one, but not one for you.


The wise Indian shaman understands that children are children. They are happy with the «Ladybug», but the Indian can use it in a completely different way, wisely! After all, if aphids eat cabbage, caterpillars will not appear. And if caterpillars do not appear, then there will be no butterflies in the bank. You can even see through the glass how they will get out of their pupae into the light, slowly transforming into beautiful butterflies. Then it is customary to release them, and return the bank to Giant.

«Ladybirds» should not be caught. These are insects of a different kind, they have «babies». You may not know, but it is actually a bug. It’s just that the people called him that for children. When the first girl appears in your tribe, she can be called «Aphids»!

– «But she may be offended», – Hanukkah muffled.

– «My friend, I didn’t think to call her that», – Mamuka answered to the sleepy dog.

Wise Indian chief, never dare call an Indian a turkey! A turkey is a bird, and an Indian runs with Indians like you. The main thing is not to confuse it. Otherwise, the Indian woman may take offense and leave the Indian tribe. We’ll find something for her, too, but don’t think that the Indian is weaker than the Indian. They can often be faster than the wind or louder than the siren from Giant.

When you make yourself a dream catcher, you will understand that this is a very exciting activity. We’ll have to learn how to handle a needle and thread.

– «Hanukkah, how many feathers did you find»? – Mamuka asked suddenly.

– «So far, not a single one», – the dog answered in frustration, slightly lifting its muzzle and sniffing.

– «It’s nothing, the summer is long, so do not be sad, we will all be in time»! – Mamuka answered happily.

The leader must understand that often not everything works out as the Indian wants. This is not a reason for sadness and longing. If the leader is upset, the whole Indian tribe gets upset. When he says: I’m not in the mood, the whole tribe gets bored. But can a leader be a dirty trick? Of course not! So you should be tipsy. Otherwise, a shaman can become a leader. After all, the shaman is always cheerful and rejoices in the raindrops.

Of course, the Indian is also a person, so when he is sad, you can talk to the shaman so that he comes up with something. The Indians know how to have fun, many games will be written further. But games are games, and feathers are feathers. In addition, there are many interesting things to do that will not wait. The mosquito can fly away without getting into the matchbox!

Therefore, there is no time for sadness, there is only one more happy day. If someone is out of sorts in the country of Giant, then in Komaria an Indian is always welcome!

– «Hanukkah, tell me, where is our red cat Tutankhamun»? – asked Mamuka.

– «He is walking somewhere again, asked him not to disturb him once again, but what did you want»?

– «I’ve almost learned to speak with you, but with a cat, it’s somehow more difficult», – Mamuka said.

– «Nothing complicated, you can put him on the sofa and read to him the same way as I did», – the dog snuffled calmly.

Mamuka continued reading the book. Cats are the oldest animal. They also know how to talk to people, they only pretend that they do not know how. They have paws as always, but they will listen carefully to you. Yungani once talked about how his beloved cat suddenly started jumping. Towards the end of the book, the cat Luna suddenly spoke to the shaman. She said the following:

– «In order for us to start talking to you, we need to give something».

Yungani was so scared. After all, it was sudden. The secret will be revealed somewhere in the book, so read it carefully and don’t miss it! The silent cat then began to talk to the owner. Very often she pretended not to listen or not to notice him. She licked her paws, purred and slept just like Hanukkah. In other words, cats and dogs will speak at the end of the book, the main thing is to read the whole book to them aloud!

Quest from Mamuka: Developing Mindfulness

It is not so easy to meet the ladybug beetle specially. You should practice and go around the entire map of Komaria. It is necessary to count how many of these creatures caught your eye. They can be of different colors, even orange. This does not mean that they are poisonous. All this is nonsense of white-skinned Giants. They are your allies, especially in preserving the harvest of cabbage and other plants. Aphids can be anywhere. While you go around the places on the map, you may be able to replenish your matchbox with mosquitoes. Don’t forget to recalculate your capital. Until you have that much of it, you can just shake the can.

Bird feeders

After Mamuka told the white-skinned Giant from Giant about aphids, the door slammed. The giant went to get a potion in another country called Gordlandia. There he has to find a store with the wizard’s potions against aphids. Of course, the Indian could stay with his faithful companion Hanukkah.

– «And so it was»! – the dog snuffled, listening attentively to the reading of the Indian.

Shaman Yungani made history before becoming a wise Indian. Some terrible shadows outside his window swayed from the wind. Mysterious fairy-tale creatures came to life and knocked on the window with a branch. The brave Yungani went out into the courtyard, but there was no one there. Only some insects flew towards the light of the magic lamp, hitting it. Among them was Rokiy. Without thinking twice, the Indian took the stick with which he walked around Komaria. Suddenly the light went out. Ten mosquitoes grabbed the Indian. Only a miracle helped him return to Giant. When the Giant came, he noticed a stick in the hallway.

– «What is it for you»? – he asked in a kind voice.

– «From fabulous shadows! They fought against the window, and then Rocky flew in»! – Yungani replied.

– «Your home is your fortress. You are safe here in Giant! And who is Rokiy»?

– «Rocky is a big mosquito! As soon as he broke the light bulb, ten mosquitoes attacked me»! – answered the Indian.

– «And you are going to fight with them with this stick»? – asked the white-skinned Giant.

– «No, it’s from fairy shadows»! – answered the brave Indian.

A stick never gets in the way of an Indian. Leaving her on the street. Waving it around, not sparing the plant, is the lot of a stupid Indian. Any tribe lives in harmony with nature. The stick is only needed to test strange creatures with it. For example a large locust. It’s no secret that she has a formidable weapon! It is also a pest and ally of Iramoka. She must be driven out of Komaria. As soon as she flies over the Big Neighborhood Fence, the pursuit should be stopped. Hanukkah can do the job, but it can trample different plants like strawberries. Therefore, you should tread carefully. When the Giant returned from Gordland, the wise Yungani spoke to the representative of Giant.

– «I saved your harvest, it’s time to think about my promise», – said the Yungani shaman.

– «What promise»? – asked the white-skinned Giant.

– «You promised me to build an Indian house»! – Yungani said calmly.

– «Yes, I remember, but now it’s night outside and I don’t have material yet», – replied the Giant.

– «And when will he be»? – the Indian asked.

– «When the main Giant has made me rich, then we’ll talk», – replied the white-skinned inhabitant of Giant.

There is no point in constantly reminding about teepee or urasa. In time everything will be built. You just have to wait. Giants have the same titles as the Indians. There are wise whites. Their faces are white-haired, sometimes they walk with a stick. They constantly want to feed the Indians. There are formidable Giants. To command, their distinguishing feature. They can prohibit or tell the Indian what to do. Since Giant is at peace with Komaria, you should listen to the instructions of the white-skinned Giants. After all, it is they who will help build a house, as well as create real cars, airplanes and even launch a rocket! For any Indian, all this will not be possible alone. Therefore, one should obey and obey the laws and orders of the Giant.

Suddenly the red cat Tutankhamun came running. Hanukkah the dog looked calmly at his companion. Mamuka turned his gaze to the four-legged friends.

– «Where were you, Tutankhamun»? – the Indian asked.

The cat looked mysteriously at Mamuka. Silently licked his lips and walked over to the Indian’s leg.

– «Mamuka, he asks you to stroke him», – said Hanukkah, lounging on the floor.

– «Why won’t he tell me this himself»? – answered the red man proudly.

– «Because if he speaks, then you have to explain everything to you, and so you yourself understand him and take care of him. Cats are cunning! When you are not there, we constantly talk to him», – answered the silent Hanukkah.

– «Why do you throw yourself at other cats and cats, but you don’t touch Tutankhamun and the Moon»? – Mamuka asked with interest.

– «This redhead does not call me names, unlike the others. Do the others know what they say»? – the dog asked.

– «What»? – the Indian was surprised.

– «What stinks out of my mouth! And I go to the toilet wherever I want»! – said the silent Hanukkah, offended.

– «That’s right, if you go to the toilet in the house, the white-skinned Giant yells at you. Can’t you do this on the street»? – Mamuka asked the dog.

– «It so happened, I ask you to understand and forgive me. It’s clear from my eyes. Vaughn Tutankhamun just looks, he is immediately stroked or fed, and I have only to bark, as they immediately shout: shut up! This is not fair»! – the dog was indignant.

– «You just do it loudly, you bark! And to train you like a cat is difficult. But you know how to serve a paw! It remains to teach you how to bring a stick», – Mamuka said and continued reading aloud further.

Any leader negotiates on behalf of his country Komaria. The one who negotiates is called a diplomat or negotiator. Mamuka is a diplomat for his tribe. Any white-skinned Giant is a Giant’s diplomat. It is worth negotiating with them.

Quest from Mamuka: first negotiations with the Giant

Talk to the White Giant of Giant. Ask him if he can help you make a bird house. After all, if you feed the birds, then they can drop their feathers. To do this, simply bring the book to the Giant and point to the next line with your finger:


Oh, the wise white-skinned Giant from Giant! The leader of the Mamuka tribe, tearfully asks you to cut a plastic bottle and hang it by the neck. Outside Giant Why outside and the Great Neighborhood Wall? Because the lured birds in your area can scatter around the garden and peck up all the berries. And since the Indian needs feathers and adventure, it is better to hang the feeder low, and next to Giant. He will feed the birds and wait for them to drop their feathers. By the way, how about a little red man’s salary for keeping you harvest? The Indian will need the salary in the piggy bank for the Indian dwelling. Now he will ask you for a jar, please roll up its lid and make a hole in it for coins. Throw in coins. Don’t give money into the hands of a red man. Now return the book to the Indian, please.


The main thing in the art of negotiation is politeness. You have already heard about this from the white-skinned Giants. Thanks to the magic book and courtesy, you were able to negotiate a small salary. The giant promised to make a bird feeder and a piggy bank for your future Indian dwelling. I understand that you are very happy, but do not try to negotiate with the mosquitoes. By the way, have you checked the tracks for a long time? If not, then it’s time to count your Mosquitoes in the bank or go on a mosquito hunt.

Kamlanie

– «Hanukkah, you have long wanted to know the secret of the rain»! – Mamuka turned to the lying dog.

– «Yes, I really wanted to»! – the sleeping four-legged companion responded.

– «Then listen carefully, because this is real magic of the shamans»! – said Mamuka and began to read the book.

– «Are we going to find out how to make rain or drive it out»? – asked Hanukkah.

– «Exactly, listen carefully! There is some kind of spell here. A lot of magic text», – said Mamuka.

– «But how did you understand that, did you begin to possess magical knowledge»? – the dog asked.

– «Yes, this is an unusual text! You can see it immediately»! – Said the pleased Indian to his friend.

– «Then read aloud! Otherwise, I won’t talk to you», – Hanukkah answered sadly.

In order to understand water, you have to be with water. For the ritual of driving out the rain, one Indian wisdom should be understood: the rain only seems invincible. Shaman Yungani perfected his art of driving out bad weather to such an extent that he did not get wet while running out into the summer rain! When he jumped into a puddle, his moccasins stayed dry.

Dodging the falling drops, the shaman jumped on one leg, then on the other. He ran in the summer rain, waving his arms like a bird. If the rain got angry and turned into a thunderstorm, the shaman understood: «I angered Manitou with my audacity!» After that, Yungani quickly ran under the roof.

Nothing works the first time. Clothes get wet, but closer to autumn everything works out. The water gets cold and you should walk under an umbrella. For the first time, the shaman succeeded in driving out the downpour together with the Indians. He realized that the more people running in the summer rain, the faster the Sun comes out. Great Manitou, in this case, smiles at the whole tribe with a rainbow.

– «Mamuka, I ran in the rain and shouted a magic phrase! Remember it and when you drive out the downpour, shout: O rain, go away! I am not afraid of you»! – Shaman Yungani once shared his secret with Mamuka.

– «I figured out how to banish rain, but reveal the secret, how to cause it»?

– «Oh, Mamuka, this ancient teaching is called Kamlanie shamans».

To do this, you need to become observant like an ant. In the early morning, there is no dew on the leaves of the plants. You will notice how the birds begin to fly low above the ground. The smell of dampness fills the air. The wings of insects become heavy from this smell and the insects soar below. The birds are chasing them. The banks of the river and the well were shallow. A dark streak appears near the lake water. Clouds appear in the sky. Bees don’t fly far from their hive, so they don’t catch your eye. The clover drops its leaves and hides the inflorescence. Dandelions close, shrinking into a bud. The flies fly low, as always, so don’t confuse it with the omen. The smoke from the bath does not rise up, but spreads like fog. The White Giant washed his carriage. The dog is eating grass.

– «Hanukkah, why are you eating these plants»? – Mamuka asked the snoring dog.

The four-legged companion pretended not to hear anything.

– «Hanukkah! the Indian shouted loudly».

The dog shuddered, opened his eyes and turned to Mamuka. I breathed out barely audibly through my nose and lay down again.

– «I know you can hear me, don’t pretend», – the Indian said, and continued to read the book aloud.

When everything matches, feel free to take the drum and knock on it. The blow of one drop should be imitated. So Manitou for some reason believes that this is where the rain begins. He begins to direct his breath clouds directly to your sound. Just watch out for the thunderstorm. In this case, Manitou realizes that he was deceived and is angry. Better to hide under the roof of the house.

– «How hard should you beat the drum»? – asked Hanukkah.

– «Yungani said the force of the blow is not important. The main thing is to correctly imitate the sound of rain. If Manitou confuses it with a drop, it will rain down».

– «But I don’t have a drum», – the lying dog said sadly.

– «Nothing, I’ll think of something», – the Indian replied.

– «Then read carefully and louder, suddenly we again miss something», – barely audible, after a wide yawn whispered Hanukkah.

You can calculate how far away from you the lightning struck. For this, it is important to be able to count from one to sixty. As soon as you see a flash of lightning, start counting like this, pronouncing the number and pronouncing the «and»:

– 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6, if there was thunder on the count of six, then stop your count. Now you should divide six by three. It turns out the number… I don’t remember. So, the result obtained is two streets from you or two kilometers.

If you can only count to one, then close your ears. At home, immediately close the windows and turn off all electrical appliances. If you’re outside, try to find a roof over your head. Noticing black clouds in the open field, run quickly to the house.

Quest from Mamuka: complete the Kamlaniya ritual

Don’t you have a drum? Well, that’s not scary. The shaman uses what is at hand. You can take an iron plate or turn over a plastic bucket. It’s more difficult with a bucket, you have to sit next to it. The iron plate allows you to move and run. The bucket should be tapped with your palms. In the case of an iron plate or an iron mug, take a teaspoon and, running out into the street, hit the bottom of it. Remember the main rule: you should beat the tambourine lightly, imitating the falling drop.

When you make it rain, try to chase it away immediately. Dodge drops, run around the yard, try not to wet your shoes by jumping into a puddle. When you reach the Yungani mastery level, a large bird will fly to you and give you many feathers.

If you hear the sound of thunder, try to determine the distance from you to the place where the lightning really struck. To do this, on the way under the roof of Giant, go and count from one until you hear thunder. You should count while pronouncing the «and», listing: One and Two and Three and Four and Five and Six and Seven and Eight and Nine – if about nine you heard thunder, then the distance to the place where Manitou threw lightning is equal to three streets or 3 kilometers. That is, we divide 9 by 3. Here is a table, if you are not a student of the school:

– 1 and – thunder: beside you, cover your ears

– 2 and – thunder: almost one street away from you, less than one kilometer

– 3 and – thunder: exactly the street from you or one kilometer

– 4 and – thunder: street and half of the street, one and a half kilometers

– 5 and – thunder: slightly more than the previous one, but less than two streets

– 6 and – thunder: two streets, two kilometers

– 7 and – thunder: two streets and less than half of the third street

– 8 and – thunder: two streets and almost half of the third street

– 9 and – thunder: three streets or three kilometers



After the storm has passed, you can explore new territory! Do not forget, you are leaving the familiar lands of Komaria. There are a lot of angry mosquitoes after the rain. Manitou always forgives the Indians, do not be afraid of thunder and lightning when you are under the roof.

Don’t forget: there is something magical to be found on the path of thunder. True, this is something that is usually found after a thunderstorm. When the lightning and thunder are gone and the rain stops. Remember the side where the thunder came from. Calculate the approximate distance, if you don’t know how to count or divide, ask the white-skinned Giant to teach you how to divide by three. They say that the Great Manitou himself throws arrows from the wings of Pegasus and throws them into the ground. You can find them only after a thunderstorm.