&quot;What is it with you and murder victims?"When Drew Scoones asks the questions, Teddi Bayer listens. Her latest decorating job for a restaurant spoiled by a murder, Ms. Bayer might just have to submit to the detective&apos;s line of interrogation. After all, her life depends on it.With a mafia don who&apos;s a little too interested in our crazed housewife, it seems as if everyone&apos;s got their eye on the Long Island spitfire. Observe the Botoxed mother who can still wound at thirty feet with just a look and a daughter whose bat mitzvah is a disaster in the making.If Teddi can&apos;t save herself, then the dreamy detective slowly putting the screws to her is the next best thing. But she&apos;s got questions of her own. Like, where are the handcuffs, anyway?

Why Is Murder On The Menu, Anyway?